Rorschach Ink Blot #1

Now, I understand you may find this a bit difficult with Daniela's lovely eyes and two perfectly round canteloupes staring you in the face but, hell, no one said this was going to be easy. Concentration and discipline are the keys. Masturbation is useful. A quick lobotomy is most effective but, unfortunately, somewhat irreversible.

Rorschach Ink Blot #2 (Click Me)

Let us proceed. Look at ink blot #1. Without thinking, quickly write down what you see when you look at the image. If you've written something along the lines of "a beautiful blonde Victoria's Secret model with breasts like canteloupes," consider yourself perfectly normal. If you've jotted down something about a family member, the Tibetan mountains, horses on the open range, or anything not directly related to Pestova's stunning looks, you are either an acutely envious female or a completely deranged male. Note, it matters not even if you are homosexual, ink blot #1 is no mountain range, plain and simple.

Let us proceed to ink blot #2. This time, study the image carefully. In fact, for a better view, click on the damn thing so you can see Daniela in all her raging glory. If at this point, you're still seeing wild beasts grazing in the prairie somewhere, I have no choice but to classify you as certifiably insane – which may not be a bad thing, given the world we live in.

You can now consider the experiment officially over. As a token of our appreciation for participating, we have included the following table for your enjoyment and edification.